Monday, December 29, 2008

Day 3: Lazy Day

Since this project isn't the goal of my existence I had some other stuff to take care of today.

Boring stuff: mail my New Years presents to my Mom, get my haircut done. Oh! Btw I take haircuts at ghetto places - (i simply don't think that it's worth to spend money on my hair ) -places like Haircuttery, which is really frustrating sometimes, like today this really overweight lady was suppose to trim my neck hair, well instead she TRIMMED MY FREAKING GOLDEN NECKLACE! Pluses: didn't have to pay the tip, they'll refund me the repair. Cannot wait to get bald.

Because of this ordeal with my neck hair I only had time to stretch paper over the drawing board, so it stays straight when I apply watercolors.
That's how it looks when finished. Now what you have to do to get to this point:

1. Take her to the bathroom
2. Turn the tap on.

3. Soak her in warm water.
4. While she's getting wet get your tool out. 5. Nail her right in the bathroom.
It'll shrink as it dries out and stretch itself over. It's a pretty sexy process really.
Sexy things tend be exhasuting, so that's the only thing i had time for today.

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