Thursday, March 25, 2010

Mexican Food

You know you've had too much Mexican food last night if you feel sleepy after taking a shit.

Whole Foods

Somehow I get lots of dirty looks when I shop at the Whole Foods. Especially when I ask to wrap each potato in an individual plastic bag.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Who Gives a Fuck.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVHAd3jwZy0

Surgery

So I had a penis enlargement surgery recently to please my girlfriend. And that turned out to be a waste of time cos I don't have a girlfriend.

Just a Thought

I definitely need to make some drastic changes in my life. And by life I mean my facebook page.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Maturity

I keep noticing how immature I am sometimes. Two days ago I was seating in the auditorium thinking about threesome sex with my teacher while waiting for my lecture to start. And then I'm like: "Seriously?! What is wrong with me?! We don't have lectures on Sundays!" Ugh.

Monday, March 22, 2010

About Literature

I don't know. I've been tired of technical literature recently, started reading this fiction book called "History of Sex Abuse at IIT".

Assymetry

It's been long enough - I can start seeing asymmetry in your face.

Touch the Sun

I'm gonna touch the
I'm gonna touch the sun
I'm gonna touch the
I'm gonna touch the sun

Why can't it stop from
Running away from me
Why is it running away

Breaking my eyes by
Breaking by looking at you
Is it so hard
Why is it so hard to

Do you remember
Something that I still do
Hmm can you guess what I drew