Question

I feel like I'm cheating every time I shake someone's hand. Do I have a masturbation problem?

Stamina

I can go for days without peeing. I think it has something to do with me crying in my pillow every night.

Cashiers Are Weird

Cashiers look at you funny when you buy three cans of Vaseline and a bag of candy.

Relationship.

So my parents don't approve my new relationship. Apparently "goats belong on a farm".
Whatever.

Mexican Food

You know you've had too much Mexican food last night if you feel sleepy after taking a shit.

Whole Foods

Somehow I get lots of dirty looks when I shop at the Whole Foods. Especially when I ask to wrap each potato in an individual plastic bag.

Who Gives a Fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVHAd3jwZy0

Surgery

So I had a penis enlargement surgery recently to please my girlfriend. And that turned out to be a waste of time cos I don't have a girlfriend.

Just a Thought

I definitely need to make some drastic changes in my life. And by life I mean my facebook page.

Maturity

I keep noticing how immature I am sometimes. Two days ago I was seating in the auditorium thinking about threesome sex with my teacher while waiting for my lecture to start. And then I'm like: "Seriously?! What is wrong with me?! We don't have lectures on Sundays!" Ugh.

About Literature

I don't know. I've been tired of technical literature recently, started reading this fiction book called "History of Sex Abuse at IIT".

Assymetry

It's been long enough - I can start seeing asymmetry in your face.

Touch the Sun

I'm gonna touch the

I'm gonna touch the sun

I'm gonna touch the

I'm gonna touch the sun

Why can't it stop from

Running away from me

Why is it running away

Breaking my eyes by

Breaking by looking at you

Is it so hard

Why is it so hard to

Do you remember

Something that I still do

Hmm can you guess what I drew

Blue Moon

Tiger in the Meteor Shower

On the 'L'

Last week I was standing on the 'L' station. Gentleman comes up to me and asks how to get to the club Berlin. I go: "Well first off you gotta switch from the pink line to the brown one..."

"Hm-kay"

There is something about you. The way you say "hm-kay" and open your mouth chewing a gum while giving a lecture is hard to ignore. I might be over thinking, but I suspect that you know that I'm not indifferent towards you when you look me in the eye explaining some concept. You look me in the eye longer than anyone else. Sometimes you smile and then suddenly burst into laughter after saying something you shoudn't have said in front of those 18 years old - perhaps you just forgot there's more than just us in the room. So what I do is come up with some stupid question to have an excuse to talk to you after the class. Is that sun shining on your face through the trees? Or is it my subjective reality?

Pokaholic

Realized today that I might be a pokaholic.

As in I can't stop poking holes.

Drunk History

Drunk History - Youtube it.

FML

My life is so miserable I go online to check if it's a sunny day.

Productivity

Thanks to my wide screen monitor I can successfully stalk people on several social networks simultaneously.

Dark Sour-Sweet

wish i was born in other country

two generations ago.

enjoy the lights

yet getting tired of this digital world.

yelled out the window to be heard.

but it was fog that ate my words.

so connected through the wires,

yet absolutely alone.

my plan backfired

not expired, working, but getting old.

you whispered softly some drunk absurd.

but it was fog that ate your words.

and since those times

it's fog that I eat.

so used to the taste of

dark sour-sweet.

in the night

that's what i prefer.

dark sour-sweet

the taste of the shredded words.

Stones

Talk to me.

As if soon we'd disappear.

What if my sky is yours?

Simply.

Where we start just isn't clear.

Intertwined strings of nerves, curves.

So stop where you standing and look at the stones.

They're

Probably waiting for the return

Of

Something that was here longer than light.

Bring all your courage!

Take

All

Your time!

Stupid Slut

lives by her mirror,

sleeps without pillow,

if she's ever home at night.

breaking the silence,

projecting her violence on me

you stupid slut.

you're such a stupid...

i don't know

why i even bother

dealing with you.

if you'll go...

it might be the best thing that you could do.

worst thing you could do.

and i guess i'm better off alone,

i'll never have a home

after you left .

my disposable heart -

after you left it fell apart.

yet i breathe.

i breathe the smoke of siggarettes

to fill that place instead.